Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hospitals in Singapore

Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home.
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong
because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH).
Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands for 'Tiam Tiam Si Hospital'.
So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey , How about NDC?

poohfa said...

Hey , How about NDC?

New Age Cosmetic Dentists said...

NDC (National Dental Centre) is not a hospital :D

-clara.koh- said...

Hi, do I know you?

n03s said...

loLX!
then Alexandra hos?
or KK hos?

Tanaka Tomoyuki 田中友幸 said...

Here to return the favor...

Why did the patient sue his dentist?

Because his dentist used a drill on him.

Why shouldn't the dentist polish his car if it is yellow or black?

He'll inadverdently whiten it.

New Age Cosmetic Dentists said...

humble17: nope. i m just a visitor dropping in your blog :D

n03s: thanks for your comment :D

Tobias Fong C.W.: thanks for the sharing :D

-clara.koh- said...

Oh~ hahax i see :D

yanqing* said...

hi~ just saw your comments on my blog. ya, toothache on friday is damn sickening. and my toothache is always at night. really got no one to turn to, must wait till got time then can go dentist. =x

regarding those medicines, i think it's 1 antibiotic, 3 painkillers. else really all is painkillers lor. cause i need to subside the pain first before extracting the tooth.